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Now, you may be saying to yourself, "Mitch, we're your friends and all, but why make a LJ? Your life is pretty fucking boring, dude. I'd rather watch the Brokeback Mountain movie. Not that I would, cause I'm not gay and don't enjoy watching gay cowboy movies. Cause I'm not gay...IT WAS EXPERIMENTING! Everyone does it! That's what my roommate Lance said. And he's like, all about experimenting. Not that I would know. It's not like he feels up on me or dry humps me. I mean, it's kind of hard not to at least brush up against each other because we have to share a bed 'cause mine broke. Spooning is natural when you are forced to share the same bed! That's what Lance says. But the point stands, dude, your life is pretty fucking boring." My response is that it's the hip new thing and all the cool kids are doing it these days. And I don't want my daughter to think I'm not down with her culture, yo.

(Edited by Shawnna)
(Re-edited by Mitch. The mispelling was on purpose ;)
(Re-re-edited by Shawnna, because she found yet another grammatical error. It is = it's, not its.)
(I live with a comma Natzi)
(Edits Mitch - that's an apostrophe, not a coma, and "Natzi" is spelled Nazi. Therefore, Mitch lives with an apostrophe Nazi. However, he does not sleep with one... anymore.)

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